Thursday, July 29, 2010

Suck it up!


Let’s face it, when it comes to going down on a guy most women know where to start and how to fake the middle, but never really know how to handle the ending. The bottom line is pretty simple ladies: just open up and swallow.

Now before you begin cringing at the mere idea of spunk in your mouth you should take a few things into consideration. First of all, men don't really have a choice of whether or not they want us spilling into their mouths. When they're going down on us our stuff gets everywhere and they don't complain. They usually come up all smiles, covered down to their chin in our juices. We all need to ask ourselves, if our men enjoy going down on us, and being saturated in us, why are so many of us against doing the same? It's a little selfish and we know most men would agree.

Second, imagine as you're about to climax from amazing oral he pulls away and starts using his fingers; you're going to be disappointed. We all know what that's like, you're almost there and the tiniest change in motion or speed throws us off. Picture being a guy and you have your noodle in a nice warm, wet place, then as you're about to orgasm bam you're thrust into the cold. That makes for a pretty disappointing ending.

The last point to be made is this: you get to have total control over him and his orgasm. You will have him by the balls, literally if you’d like. When you stay latched on and just suck it up, you can control the intensity of his orgasm making him go crazy. Now I know that we're not all control freaks, but trust me you will never forget that moment, as his face contorts and he goes into near epileptic seizures. Who knows, you might just develop a fetish for it. By the way, we can almost guarantee that he will never forget it. In fact, after giving him such intense level of pleasure, we promise he will want to return the favor again and again.

Ladies, the reality is most guys really just don't care what you do with their spunk; they're just satisfied with the fact that they got their noodle wet. So if you're completely grossed out by the idea of swallowing, our suggestion is to keep a paper towel and a glass of juice nearby, so you can spit and rinse. The problem with spitting it out is that it will actually sit in your mouth for a longer period of time and you will taste it a lot more. So our recommendation is when you see (or feel) that he's getting to his high point, relax your mouth, take as much of it in, and just suck it up and swallow as quickly as possible. This will help it bypass most of your taste buds and make it easier on you. After you do it a few times it will become second nature and you won't stress the act as much. Most women are afraid of not just the taste, but of the act itself. Let's face it, some of us equate swallowing with something only ladies of the night would do, thus turning it into a shameful and embarrassing act, but it’s not. Ladies, you need to get past these psychological hurdles before you can allow yourself to enjoy it along with your man. It's okay to be a little dirty sometimes, sex is more fun that way.

Once you jump those hurdles, get ready to blow your man's mind by trying this: next time you're having sex tell him to warn you before he reaches climax, then, as he's about to, push him off and finish him with your mouth. Make sure to suck a little past climax to really make him go crazy. This technique also works well with a condom, just make sure you grip it at the base. This little stunt will make him go crazy and you will want to incorporate this move every once in a while into your routine to spice things up. Plus, it's cheaper than buying new lingerie.

I know most of you right now are shaking your heads, while the men reading this are hoping their wives or girlfriends learn this lesson, but men don't think you're getting off so easily. The reason most women won’t swallow or even let you erupt in their mouths is because the stuff can taste just plain awful. Bad tasting semen is the equivalent of a dirty kitty. So gentlemen, please keep this in mind. You may be asking yourself, "How do I make my spunk yummy?" The general consensus is to eat more fruits, like kiwi, pineapple, and melons. Dairy products, beer, and a high fat diet make your spunk taste bitter. The trick we always suggest is to drink pineapple juice; a glass at any point in the day will help make it sweet. Drink it in the morning or before bed, it doesn't matter but it will make a huge difference and keep her coming back for more.

We will leave you with this: remember to only do what you're comfortable with. If we succeeded in convincing you to try it then great, but you will enjoy it a lot more if the desire to try this comes from you. It's also okay to be nervous the first time, we aren't born porn stars but we can definitely try to act like one when we want. Enthusiasm plays a major role in the level of enjoyment for both parties, so just have fun. Our final thought is a simple but important one: stay safe. Make sure the source you're drinking from is clean; you can always mimic the sensation with a condom on and keep yourself protected.

Remember to K.I.S.S.

A&A



Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Dead Fish


Now that we discussed how to get things going in the opening act, we can talk about an important issue: the dead fish. If you can’t guess the quick answer, it’s that being a dead fish is not really the best of things. Maybe a friend or two has mentioned "It was like having sex with a log." No one wants to knock boots with a person who doesn't even seem to be enjoying it.

Men and women alike prefer a partner that makes a little noise. How else would they know if their partner is getting any pleasure by what they're doing? A little moan and groan here and there never hurt anyone. Now, you don't want to overdo it and put Jenna Jameson out of business either, but you sure as hell want to let your partner know that you're enjoying the experience. Never be afraid to tell your partner what you like. If your partner isn't exactly hitting the right spot, try guiding them with your hand and when they’re hitting the spot just right let them know with an "Oh! Right there! I like it when you do that." or whatever other dirty little descriptions come to mind. In doing this you're not being a jerk about it or making them feel as if they're completely lost or incompetent. By the way, for the record, we would like to state that when you hear the words "DON'T STOP!" it means just that. Don't be scared. Don't stop to think about what you just heard. Don't do anything except whatever you were doing because it's obviously working.

Vocalization isn’t the only thing you need to do; you will want to try and move around a little, too. If he's on top don't be scared to give a little thrust of your own every once in awhile. Grab his back or bite his shoulder from time to time too. Go ahead and scratch his back lightly (and if you think he might be into it, dig a little deeper). If you're in the middle of some intense pleasure filled cunnilingus, please feel free to grab his face and bury it into your kitty. We're pretty sure he'll go nuts over it. We all want to be the master of the bedroom but we're not all the same and that means sometimes you have to put your pride away and learn the special tricks that make your partner go insane. There are some little tricks and moves that work across the board, but everyone is different, so pay attention and learn all of your partner’s special spots. Take time to explore their body and don't worry if they make a suggestion or two you've already gotten this far;, so you must be doing something right; check your neurosis at the door and enjoy yourself. Don’t be afraid to take charge sometimes, don't always play bottom, get up and ride.

Unfortunately sometimes, it's not your partners fault. Some people just haven't explored themselves enough and simply do not know what gets them off. There's nothing wrong with this and, thankfully, there is a simple solution: lock yourself up in your room and go to town! When you learn what you like it'll be easier to get in the mood and not be such a log! You’ll also be able to better communicate to your partner what gets you off, and that’s always a good thing. Consider dimming the lights and lighting some candles. Maybe a nice hot bubble bath can do the trick and get you in the mood. Don't be scared of yourself, it's not like you're going to bite yourself, unless you're into that sort of thing, you kinky little devil you. The point of this is to figure out which spots turn YOU on. Not all women are the same and we don't all get off with the same techniques. Some women like it fast while some like it slow. Others need more pressure while some prefer less. It's up to you to figure it out and let your partner know.

Men, don't think you're getting away with anything either. Lord knows there are a ton of you that are silent from start to finish. Even if you're doing all the work at times and are certainly not a dead fish, how are we supposed to know if you're enjoying the ride if you haven't said a single word? If we wanted a robot, we would use one of the toys we already have hidden away in a trunk or drawer somewhere. Please lead by example and show a little enthusiasm. As much as you hate the dead fish, so do the ladies.


Remember to K.I.S.S.

A&A

Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Opening Act

Let's face it, women are very complex creatures. It's this complexity that makes a woman enchanting and ethereal at times; unfortunately this complexity also applies to the ever elusive orgasm. The real question here is how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop? Some women are freaks and have the ability to cum on command (this article is not for you so please return to your ecstasy filled world). Now, as for the rest of us poor schmucks, let us take the plunge and discover what really gets chicks off.

First and foremost in order to really make us see a deity of some form we must be really turned on; when I say "really turned on" I mean in every sense of the word: psychologically and physically. With that being said, just because it’s Niagara falls down there doesn't mean we're ready for the big O; women love anticipation and a little delay of gratification goes a long way. It's why we love sappy romance novels, we are programmed to enjoy a good struggle; we love what we can't have. However please don't tease us all night; the build-up is just as important as the release. So what we’re trying to say is don't dive like an Olympic diver straight for the deep end, splash around in the shallows first.

Now it’s going to take too long to really go into all the ways to get a woman to orgasm, so for now were going to discuss some fail proof steps to make the process a little faster. Before you go down south take the time to explore your partner. Begin with soft, sensual kissing and gradually build up the speed; most people underestimate how arousing kissing is so it's time to take it back to basics. This next move works on most women and it's one that will really make her lose it; place one hand on the back of the neck, slowly slide it up grabbing her hair very close to the base of the scalp and give it a gentle tug. You can increase the intensity of the tugging depending on how much she likes it, but please don't pull out hair, that just hurts and the eroticism of the moment is lost. Next do some nibbling on the jaw, the neck, and the little indentation in the clavicle (this is a really sensitive spot that often goes untouched). The next step down her body is an easy one; feel free to experiment with different strokes of the tongue, sucking, biting, etc. Nipples are usually very responsive to any kind of stimuli; I find, like with everything else, it's better to start slow and work up the intensity (good sequence to follow: light licking, sucking, biting and back to licking). Now you can work your way to the real fun, and where you can get a little more aggressive (depending on how she likes it) with the sucking and biting. Position yourself to go deep sea diving but don't dive in just yet. Place your hands under her rump and begin nibbling on her inner thighs. Fun trick, as you switch from side to side, use your tongue to glide over her clitoris teasing her the whole time. Remember to listen to her body and encourage her to grab your head/hair (if she doesn't naturally do that, of course) because it adds to the physical intimacy of the moment by further connecting you two, and it let's her guide you should she so want to, whether it be pushing you in, or guiding your head side-to-side, etc.

By now she should be putty in your hands and ready for you to go to town on her. You can keep this up for as long as you want or until she's begging for it, but the truth is, on a normal day, this process shouldn't take longer than a few minutes. Believe me you would be surprised how these simple little moves can drive a woman over the edge. Remember to always maintain enthusiasm and switch up the moves (don't be boring, variety is key).

Remember to K.I.S.S

A&A

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Introduction

I'm sure you're wondering what "From Here to Here" means. The short explanation is very simple, how to go from zero to orgasm without a hitch. No two people on Earth are the same and we all like different things. The point to this blog is to discover new ways of getting ourselves and our partners off while learning a thing or two along the way. Our goal is to get everyone to have a healthy view of sex and human sexuality. Human beings are sexual creatures and there is no reason why we shouldn't explore our sexuality as long as we are safe and have fun with it.

Sex shouldn't be taken too seriously so lay back and enjoy.....

A & A