The Opening Act

Let's face it, women are very complex creatures. It's this complexity that makes a woman enchanting and ethereal at times; unfortunately this complexity also applies to the ever elusive orgasm. The real question here is how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop? Some women are freaks and have the ability to cum on command (this article is not for you so please return to your ecstasy filled world). Now, as for the rest of us poor schmucks, let us take the plunge and discover what really gets chicks off.

First and foremost in order to really make us see a deity of some form we must be really turned on; when I say "really turned on" I mean in every sense of the word: psychologically and physically. With that being said, just because it’s Niagara falls down there doesn't mean we're ready for the big O; women love anticipation and a little delay of gratification goes a long way. It's why we love sappy romance novels, we are programmed to enjoy a good struggle; we love what we can't have. However please don't tease us all night; the build-up is just as important as the release. So what we’re trying to say is don't dive like an Olympic diver straight for the deep end, splash around in the shallows first.

Now it’s going to take too long to really go into all the ways to get a woman to orgasm, so for now were going to discuss some fail proof steps to make the process a little faster. Before you go down south take the time to explore your partner. Begin with soft, sensual kissing and gradually build up the speed; most people underestimate how arousing kissing is so it's time to take it back to basics. This next move works on most women and it's one that will really make her lose it; place one hand on the back of the neck, slowly slide it up grabbing her hair very close to the base of the scalp and give it a gentle tug. You can increase the intensity of the tugging depending on how much she likes it, but please don't pull out hair, that just hurts and the eroticism of the moment is lost. Next do some nibbling on the jaw, the neck, and the little indentation in the clavicle (this is a really sensitive spot that often goes untouched). The next step down her body is an easy one; feel free to experiment with different strokes of the tongue, sucking, biting, etc. Nipples are usually very responsive to any kind of stimuli; I find, like with everything else, it's better to start slow and work up the intensity (good sequence to follow: light licking, sucking, biting and back to licking). Now you can work your way to the real fun, and where you can get a little more aggressive (depending on how she likes it) with the sucking and biting. Position yourself to go deep sea diving but don't dive in just yet. Place your hands under her rump and begin nibbling on her inner thighs. Fun trick, as you switch from side to side, use your tongue to glide over her clitoris teasing her the whole time. Remember to listen to her body and encourage her to grab your head/hair (if she doesn't naturally do that, of course) because it adds to the physical intimacy of the moment by further connecting you two, and it let's her guide you should she so want to, whether it be pushing you in, or guiding your head side-to-side, etc.

By now she should be putty in your hands and ready for you to go to town on her. You can keep this up for as long as you want or until she's begging for it, but the truth is, on a normal day, this process shouldn't take longer than a few minutes. Believe me you would be surprised how these simple little moves can drive a woman over the edge. Remember to always maintain enthusiasm and switch up the moves (don't be boring, variety is key).

Remember to K.I.S.S

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